Funny When you hear some Companies phone messages

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REPEAT THAT, MATE?

If you understand English, press 1. If you do not understand English, press 2. Recording on an Australian tax help line

Source: rd.com

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Another joke from rd.com

MARRIED TO THE JOB

I guess this is what happens after you’ve worked at the same place for a while. I was eating at a fast-food restaurant when an employee began his shift by walking into the kitchen area and calling out, “Honey, I’m home!” G. M., via e-mail

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YOU CAN’T TEACH AN OLD DOG TO FLY

A woman called our airline customer-service desk asking if she could take her dog on board. “Sure,” I said, “as long as you provide your own kennel.” I further explained that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and roll over. The customer was flummoxed: “I’ll never be able to teach him all of that by tomorrow!” From gcfl.net

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